Poesia di San Valentino Gentilmente segnalata da Gintare I'd ride u sitting, i'd ride u lying If u were a bird i'd ride u flying And when ur dead and long forgotten I'd dig u up and ride u rotten Poesia di San Valentino #2 Gentilmente segnalata da Gintare Sex sex sex is a ball ball ball When a guy gets a girl on the floor floor floor He puts his demonstration Into girl's communication To increase the population Of the younger generation I've learned this information From the board of education Would you like a presentation Or a simple demonstration?? ( Gintare č una ragazza ) Beep Beep Vaneggiamento autografo di Gintare Beep beep, I'm a jeep. Vroom vroom, I'm a vaccuum. Roar roar, I'm a dinosaur. Beep beep, I'm a jeep. I'm going to the moon. Gonna get some cheese. Gotta see my family. Beep beep, I'm a jeep. I passed the meteor. I passed the comet. I passed the moon. I'm gonna vomit. Beep beep, I'm a jeep. If I was a ford, If I was a chev, If I was a jeep, I'd go beep beep. I got to the moon. I had some cheese. I saw my family. Beep beep, I'm a jeep. | Paracetamol Vaneggiamento autografo di Gintare Last nite i wanted you. Needed you so badly that it hurt. Wanted to taste you. I wanted you in me so you could work your magic on me... But i couldn't find you. U stupid.. PARACETAMOL! Mary's Private Garden Vaneggiamento autografo di Gintare "Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow?" "Listen you twat i live in a flat so how the fuck do i know." The Wind Poem Vaneggiamento autografo di Gintare Sometimes it snows or hails Sometimes our faith just fails Sometimes our cries are wails But there is still wind in our sails Daisy The Cow Gentilmente segnalata da Gintare I'm not mad and I'm not crazy, my best friend is a cow called Daisy. She's got Bovine Spongiform disease, she's making us feel ill at ease. She caught it from the supplementary feed, which the farmer said was guaranteed. But now she's mad and has started to bark, and most of the time thinks she's Joan of Arc. We heard she would be rendered down, because she was acting like a clown. They said she was very contagious, we just think she's very courageous. Now we're all going up the pole, we think we're rabbits and live down a hole. They wont get us we're going to tunnel out, then we'll meet down the pub for a pint of stout. Then we'll form our own pressure group, they'll never put us in a tin of beef soup. |